THE ONE WITH A BASEBALL TO THE FACE
Holy! Sometimes I get so anxiety ridden I'm Phoebe and lathering rinsing and repeating about 25 times. Where's the emoji with the lady ripping her hair out? I am dying for them to add that one. They finally added a few finger ones that have come in handy. One of which my friend thought was the pointer finger. She was using it at free will. Needless to say, she lost a lot of friends that way. I'm kidding. It only endeared her more to all. Right? Anyway, I digress, I need to process something that makes my mind get into such a dither that I can't even form words to explain my thoughts. (That happens a lot.) I can't wrap my brain around time, stages of life, and what the heck I am doing. I used to hate when people would tell me to enjoy my kids while they were little. I mean what did they think I was doing? I remember thinking those with such words of wisdom were full of....well, liars. Missing changing diapers, crying, sleepless nights, sleepless day